Poopy Timer

The toilet timer that talks back.

An hourglass full of kawaii poops trickles down while you sit. From three minutes on, the Throne Guardian starts commenting, and at the end every session gets a title.

View on the App Store For iPhone

Start screen with an hourglass full of poops and a green START button — One tap and it runs

Running timer at 05:38 with a quip in a speech bubble above the hourglass — From three minutes on, it gets personal

Result screen with the title THAT TOOK A WHILE and 05:32 ON THE TOILET — Every session gets a title

The Throne Guardian

A commentator who gets blunter the longer you sit. It is funny, and it quietly reminds you not to stay there forever. You can switch it off.

Made for sharing

One tap turns your result into a square image card with title, time and quip. Ready for WhatsApp, a chat or a story.

Stats without the wrong incentive

History, streaks and achievements. None of them rewards sitting longer.

Stays on your phone

No account, no ads, no tracking. Your history never leaves your device, and the app does not even need an internet connection.

An entertainment app. Not medical advice.